What an Idea?

What an Idea

Vijakanth's dialogue

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when usneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study inengineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... ucannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but asoftware engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Women are clever

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

“Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Time Joke

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does.

He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient,

"That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night,

when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

Yogi

Actors : Ameer, Madhumitha

Director : Subramaniam Siva

Music Director : Yuvan Shankar Raja

Producer : Team Work Production House

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Yogi Theme Music Singer : Yuvan Shankar Raja

Yaarodu Yaaro Singer : Yuvan Shankar Raja, Ustad Sultan Khan

Seermevum Koovathiley Singer : Ameer, Naveen, Snehan, Jijuba

Yogi Yogi Thaan Singer : Blazee, Neha Bhasin

Yogi Theme In Saarangi Singer : Ustad Sultan Khan

Yogi Yogi Thaan 2 Singer : Blazee, Neha Bhasin

Unnai Pol Oruvan

Actors : Kamal Haasan, Mohanlal

Director : Chakri

Music Director : Shruthi Haasan

Producer : Raj Kamal International

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Unnai Pol Oruvan Singer : Shruthi Haasan & Co

Allah Jane Singer : Kamal Haasan

Vaanam Ellai... Illai Singer : Kamal Haasan & Bombay Jayashree

Nilai Varumaa Singer : Surithi Haasan & Blaaze

Allah Jane (remix) Singer : Surithi Haasan

Jaggubhai

Actors : Sarath Kumar, Shriya Saran

Director : S.P. Jananathan

Music Director : Rafee

Producer : Radaan Mediaworks

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Vaa Dhinam Dhinan Singer : Sunitha Sarathy

Thuru Thuru Singer : Maheshwari, Rani

Yezhu Vannathil Singer : Hariharan, Maheshwari, Rani

Apple Laptop Singer : Shankar Mahadevan, Chinmayi

Anbulla Maan Vizhiye Singer : Rafee, Maheshwari

Acham, Madam, Naanam Singer : Suchitra

Thuru Thuru (Slow) Singer : Sunitha Sarathy

Aariyaan

Cast: Santosh Bhavan, Rahini Trivedi, Mayilsami, Rajalakshmy, Nanda, Saravanan

Direction: P.Karthikeyan

Production: Prabadish Samuvel

Music: Vikram Varman

Lyricis: Yuga Barathi

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Kaagidham Kaatril Parapathu Pol	8.6 MB
Kadavul Parpadhillai	8.4 MB
Mazhaiya Nee Enna Nanaikurae	8.8 MB
Nee Irrukkum Naal Varaikum	8.2 MB
Vizhiyai Vizhiyai	6.6 MB

Vizhigazhil Vizhunthaval

Cast: Ajaz, Shilpa & Anaka

Direction: Aainool & Aiman Aathiya

Music: Pollack

Lyricis: R.K.Raguraman

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Enai Theendi Paarada	3.9 MB
Oru Naal Mazhai Naal	4.9 MB
Parthal Naan Charlie Chaplin	8.0 MB
Penne Nee	6.8 MB
Sirakndri Paravai	8.3 MB
Thenkoodu	6.8 MB
Vizhigazhil Vizhunthaval	4.8 MB

Renigunta

Cast: Johnny, Sanusha, Nishanth & Sandeep

Direction: Panneerselvam

Production: Mahendra Kumar Jain

Music: Ganesh Ragavedran

Lyricis: Na.Muthukumar, Yugabarathi & Prisoodan

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Gandharvainin Kottai	10.6 MB
Kandaen Kanmaniyae	10.0 MB
Mazhi Peyyum	10.5 MB
Thallakulam	9.1 MB
Vaazkai Yaridam	10.0 MB
Vizhigalilae	8.3 MB

Veerasekaran

Cast: Veear Samar & Amala

Direction: Navi. Suthisu Kumar

Production: G. Santherasegaran

Music: Shajan Madhav

Lyricis: Priyan, Na.Muthukumar & Sameson

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En Kannai Katti	8.8 MB
Kottiveche Theeya	9.4 MB
Kuru Kuru Paarvai	8.3 MB
Vizhiye Nijam Thana	7.5 MB
Yal Thozha	8.5 MB

Kan Imaikkum Nerathil

Cast: Sachi Suriya, Krishnameera
Direction: Sundaresan

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Aathu Thanni	6.0 MB
Adi Masam	6.3 MB
Solakattu	5.0 MB
Suduthu Suduthu	5.6 MB
Thekke Pogum	6.2 MB
Unnullil	5.9 MB

Yen Ippadi Mayakkina

Cast: Richard, Gayathri, Vainavi, Santhanam, Suman Shetty

Direction: Krishna

Production: Kovai Thambi

Music: Lakshman Ramalingam

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Deedle Deedle	1.8 MB
Doobi daba	7.5 MB
Dravida Parise	5.0 MB
Gana Kuppam	1.8 MB
Kanakkalin	7.7 MB
Nee Yennai Ninaithai	8.1 MB
To Slam The Show	2.2 MB
Yennavo Saithai	7.5 MB

Ooh..Laa..Laa

Music: Vijay Narain, Aswath & Guruprasad

Lyricis: Subu, Swaminathan, Vijay Narain, Aswath & Karthik Iyer

Released Year: 2009

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Comp @6	7.4 MB
Edhuvam Seivom	9.6 MB
Lakshiya Paadhai	10.3 MB
Ondrai Seruvam	9.0 MB
Sangarapondy	5.9 MB
Vande Mataram	9.7 MB

Kannukulle

Cast: Midhun & Abharna

Direction: Lena Muvendar

Production: SPS Selvaraaja

Music: Illayaraaja

Lyricis: Na.Muthukumar, M. Mathan, Palani Barathi, Kabilan, Muthulingam & Illayaraaja

Released Year: 2009

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Enge Nee Sendraalum	9.5 MB
Naan Pirandha Nerama	4.0 MB
Paattukketka	9.3 MB
Pachaimenia	9.7 MB
Pudhu Pournami Nilavugal	8.7 MB
Vaanambaadigal	10.2 MB

Vettaikaran

Cast : Vijai, Anushka, Salim Ghose, Sri Har &, Sri Nath
Direction : Babu Sivan
Production: AVM Balasubramanian
Music : Vijay Antony
Lyricis : Kabilan, Vivga & Annamalai

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Chinna Thamarai	8.4 MB
Chinna Thamari	8.4 MB
Karigalan	8.1 MB
Nan Adicha	8.6 MB
Puli Urumudhu	7.9 MB
Uchimandai	7.8 MB

Peranmai

Banner : Ayngaran International

Cast : Jayam Ravi, Thanshika, Liyasree,Roven Kissinger & Sisco

Direction : S.P. Jananathan

Production : K.Karunamoorthy & C.Arunpandiyan

Music : Vidyasagar

Lyricis : Vairamuthu & Obe Aries

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Kaadu Kalai Katta			6.3 MB
Kaattu Pulli			8.1 MB
Thuppaki Penn			7.9 MB
When The Boys			6.8 MB
Yera Thala			7.6 MB

An Electronic invitation

Only for tronix studnts...

Very funnny...

You are electronically invited on the marriageoccasion of My only 'sistor'

Miss TRANSISTORBC107, (working as amplifier in "CE"configuration) With Mr. DIODE 2N2222, (working as a rectifier inElectronic Circuits)

The only Son of Mr & Mrs. Aluminiumand Phosphorous

MUHURTAM March 30, 2K6 @ 10-45 AmplitudeModulation

VENUE At Peizo Electric Palace, Near WeinBridge, Nyquist criterion Circuit-2,

Electricity -508085.

Yours inductively Mr&Mrs. EDC PDC, Near P-N Junction,IC Road, Zener breakdown.
With BEST COMPLIMENTSFROM,

Inductor,Resistor,Capacitor,Transformer Near/Self &Dear/Mutual

Note: Musical Note(night) By Motors andGenerators

If you have been in IT industry

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.

6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.

7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.

12.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

13.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

14.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student: A holiday


Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '



Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'



Teacher: How old is ur father.Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?



Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)



Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.Teacher: How do you know?Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

When a lizard can why we can't?

This is a true story that happened in Japan.
In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall.

Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.
When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail,it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built.

What happened?

The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years! In a dark wall
partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling.
Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing,and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years...

Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner.

Will u be able to do this to your partner? Think about it.

Will you be able to do this to your Mom, who gave birth to you after a big struggle of nine long months? Think about it.

Or at least to your Dad, Friends, brothers and Sisters?

Imagine what a small creature can do, that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

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Jagan Mohini

Cast: Namitha, Raja, Vadivelu, Nila, Jyothi Lakshmi

Direction: N.K. Vishwanathan

Production: H Murali

Music: “Isai Gnani” Ilaiyaraaja

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Student and teacher

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing
students


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


Teacher: "What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight."

A Real Business

This is really brilliant! Check it out.
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"


Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani


Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"


Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.


Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."


This is how business is done!!!

Einstein And Newton

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...... ......

They decide to play hide-n-seek. ........

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..

He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.... .......

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ...
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .
Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s....out. ...."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton ...
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .


since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal,
Therefore Pascal is OUT......... ..!

What farmers understand from geeky words?

LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter

LOG OFF: Don`t add wood

MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove

MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood


RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work


DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter


PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season


ENTER: Come on in


WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold


SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season


CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions


MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone


LAPTOP: Where the grandkids sit


KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them


SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils, ya?


MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard


PORT: Where do commercial fishing boats dock


RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can't remember how much you spent so much money on your Guys Only night out, last night