Tuesday, December 22, 2009

sardarji jokes



An interview with sardar




Interviewer: what s ur qualification?




Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.




Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?




Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....










Sardarji theory




Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed &




Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!






Indians are rocking



Foreigner: Do you know swimming?



Indian: No.



Foreigner:Dog is better than you ,It swims



Indian: Do u know swimming?



Foreigner: yes



Indian : Then what is the difference between you and dog?



Indian rockz always.......

Monday, December 21, 2009

Punch Dialogue in tamil


Punch

Feel pannu but future ah spoil pannatha
Think pannu but time ah waste pannatha
Sight adi but love pannatha

Thathuvam

Vetriyal maghilchi mattume
kidaikum but tholviyal nalla anubavam kidaikkum


Life is not a MP3 player to listen to your favourite songs
It is radio to adjust yourself to enjoy what ever comes in it

Friendship

Love is a small coin
Life is a big coin
Wife is a lucky coin
Lover is a sweet coin
But friendship is a gold coin

Peak of Poverty

What is peak of poverty?When a girl is ready to kiss a boy for 2 rupees.But if the boy has just 1.75 rupees that is the peak of poverty