Thursday, October 29, 2009

Vijakanth's dialogue








1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate




2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when usneeze u ll say HUTCH




3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study inengineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College








4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... ucannot expect a FULL from FULL stop







5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but asoftware engineer cannot bcom a software






6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup







7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.






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