LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter
LOG OFF: Don`t add wood
MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood
RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work
DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter
PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season
ENTER: Come on in
WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold
SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season
CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions
MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag when the chips are gone
LAPTOP: Where the grandkids sit
KEYBOARD: Where you suppose to put the keys so that Misses can find them
SOFTWARE: The plastic picnic utensils, ya?
MOUSE: What leaves them little turds in the cupboard
PORT: Where do commercial fishing boats dock
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When you can't remember how much you spent so much money on your Guys Only night out, last night
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