Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy:Touch your Head,You will feel the rhythm of empty pot.Tin..Tin.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill.
The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girl’s Smile &
2. A Girl’s Tears.
Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion
Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
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