Thursday, October 15, 2009

Student and teacher



Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing
students


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


Teacher: "What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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